a gopnik who's dominance outweighs the other gopnik's. this can be established by how long they can squat, how much kompot they can drink or how much semechki they can eat.
that gopnik is a slav king
by kvassmaster November 29, 2017
A man who's zest is beyond comprehension, the way they walk, talk and socialize is FULL zest, I'm talking gay, homosexual and gaybo acts that only some people will be able to achieve in their lifetime. A zest king thrives through the torment and pain of others. Zest kings tend to be found in sports like rowing and being a school captain or teacher. If they are given the opportunity they would "help a homie out" and give said homie the most life-changing, lubricated, soul-taking (with no teeth ofc xx) gawk gawk 3000 free of charge, in fact, after the deed, a zest king would thank them for their time and hand them their business card for later transactions.
by jamal denquivius III May 16, 2023
A wretched individual with such a devastating stammer that words beginning with 'c' or 'k' are pronounced "c..c..coo coo kachoo", thus summoning the pigeons.
Man 1: Dude, I heard that tool say "I have such a small c..c..coo coo kachoo". Then all these birds arrived.
Man 2: He's the King of the pigeons.
Man 2: He's the King of the pigeons.
by Melton June 29, 2012
by King sebastian August 26, 2021
A member of the King Bulldogs (Fond du Lac, Wisconsin suburban gang), have to prove your worthy to the other Kings
by Datdude64 August 02, 2020
Hey man did you hook up with that chick last night?
I sure did bruh, she even drank out of the "Kings Chalice"
I sure did bruh, she even drank out of the "Kings Chalice"
by Weedgurlie April 08, 2021
Something your idiot friend shouts when playing a game; forgetting there are still other moves that could out score their's.
Playing a card game of War.
K: slaps the king on the table first, "King Wins!"
S: puts card down after, "Ace."
K: "Fuck That Shit!"
K: slaps the king on the table first, "King Wins!"
S: puts card down after, "Ace."
K: "Fuck That Shit!"
by JMY87 March 08, 2011