Ding Dong

Just Lontrel

being a ding dong is acting slow or acting like lontrel

by bgdhsn June 6, 2022

dong wod

Dong wod is the daddy of all penises, it is huge, veiny, black and can take down a bull.

"Oh my god you should have seen that mans dong wod last night... it was extraordinary!!!"

by Dong wod April 6, 2017

peanut butter dong

The act of putting peanut butter on your dong and having your dog lick it off

Yo what’s good shlime! Watch this! Joe has peanut butter dong and his dog eats it

by Fart dong December 9, 2021

bong out with your dong out

Verb-The art of smoking weed while being nude; alone or in a group setting.

Caller 1- Hey bro whats happening tonight?
Caller 2- Not much, just got out of the shower it's 420 I'm about to smoke out.
Caller 1- Oh you mean you're gonna bong out with your dong out?? !!!
Caller 2- Yeah, I get it, that's hilarious! Stop on by, we can have a circle jerk!

by Coolkit January 22, 2014

ding dong

a mans pee pee so say your wife touted your peepee you wold say you touted my ding dong

gf:im going to tout your ding dong :man owo AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by bababbabbabbababbaab April 13, 2021

Ding dong schlong

Another word for a penis

Crap my ding dong schlong took 20 erotic damage

by Fadgy December 9, 2020

Boozy Dong

Another way to say, “Whisky Dick,” an inability to perform in the bedroom, or alleyway, or stairwell, or……..after one glug over the line.

Janet: “What’s the matter, Hunny, cantcha gititup and stick it in are you GAY or sumthin?”
Hunny: “BLEECCHGGGHH BIIIISHH I GOTSA BOOZY DONG BLUECGHHGGHHH!!!??!!”

by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 6, 2025