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a hilarious fucking name to scream during sex. i just randomly thought of this and i can’t stop laughing
guy: “oh mm yeah you like that baby”

girl/guy: “nngh mmf ugh AHHH DANIELLLL”
Daniel by urbandickuser June 7, 2025
Daniel is a dream

He is just something that you cannot fully comprehend you will look at him and die because he is downright the most handsome man you've ever laid eyes on he is so sweet to you and will love every inch of you. You just want to take him and keep him all to yourself and cuddle with him all day and all night. He makes you feel so special and gives you the most intense butterflies you can imagine 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰his girlfriend absolutely adores him and loves him so much because he treats her like a true queen. He gives the most amazing kisses ever and likes to use lots of tongue 👅 he is pretty freaky but in the hottest way possible and what I've heard from his friends is that he has a huge pp

Anyway, I'm keeping this man forever because I love him so much 💗

If you have yourself a Daniel, you are so lucky never let him go
Me: It's been forever since I've talked to Daniel I miss his voice so much, he has the voice of an angle he literally is an angle 😩

Friend who is fed up with hearing more about how in love I am: just text/call him then🙄

Me: HE HAS HIS PHONE TAKEN AWAY AGAIN 😭😭😭😭
Kewl

Daniel is kewl
Me: I think ur kewl

Daniel: awww thanks ur kewl too
I boy born in a lab and is oftenly described as a labrat and loves apple and Melon Usk way to much, i hes not selfless (he is selfish) and is somebody that talks nonstop about gooning.
Person 1: Why are you always talking about gooning, youre such a daniel
Daniel by indiansdontshower October 17, 2025
its a guy who is a fucking moron and eats shit every day
guy1: yo its daniel
guy2: damn he smells like shit because he is shit and he sucks
guy1: truth nuke
daniel by notverylean October 28, 2025
A person so bad at first person games specifically rainbow six siege that they get called a "daniel"

udhay aproves of this.
Daniel by gg223412 December 6, 2025