Stone Closer

Clutch Performer, coming from behind to finish 1st in a competition.

Jim's a Stone Closer, his fantasy football team always trails early then scores alot of points late to lead him to victory. .

by Stonecloser January 10, 2023

earthquake causer

when someone is so fat if they fall they can cause a whole earthquake

Bro: Dawg. Why the hell are you so fat? You are an earthquake causer.
Dawg: HEY! What the hell. Im not fat! Im normal!

by ChickenLover581 May 22, 2023

park's closed

another way of saying "you're out!", "end of the conversation", "you're not welcome here", "you're too late", also can be said if a party foul occurs or generally when someone says something unnecessary

Mike: Hey can I still come to the party, I might be a little late.

Jeff: Park's closed!

by 1w2 September 10, 2009

satan's closet

somewhere you go that prolonged exposure to can and will result in injury, death, imprisonment and or an STD
a place where evil dwells.

that is the last time i got to satan's closet. that place is off the hook.

by mar'scorpio February 17, 2010

Monstre in the closet

(n.) considerably a person that is thought of as dangerous based off what they reveal to another person. They usually act differently around one group of people than they will around a whole other group of people, probably to save face around a typically “normal” person or someone they like. Not to be confused with being “in the closet”, because that’s just homosexual… for real.

yeah, total Monstre in the Closet.

by Pure69 April 29, 2011

Tri Song Clause

If you're in a club and you don't really know if you should already go, wait for 3 songs in a line to suck, then go. Also known as Three Tune Condition

Jay: Shall I leave already?
Mitch: Dunno, use the Tri Song Clause!

Julie: Nah, i hatet the last three songs, dunno if I should stay any longer...
Mary: The Tri Song Clause says you should!

by DaVati October 16, 2013

Flick It Clause of 2014

A defense maneuver used when one becomes the subject of a window dicking, where the defender flicks the tip of the dick, hoping to scare off the assailant.

Knowing that Q-tips are too painful and require too great precision, Peacock knew that there was only one way to scare Chuckles off. It was the Flick It Clause of 2014 that would do the trick.

by Pnutman95 October 27, 2014