The art of having extremely kinky sex in a hotel in the month of December and when you have finished you leave without cleaning up your "mess".
Guy: Hey baby wanna have a white Christmas
Girl: You know I do
Guy: How bout that hotel right around the corner
Girl: Sure, shall I bring our box full of toys?
Guy: Yup
Girl: You know I do
Guy: How bout that hotel right around the corner
Girl: Sure, shall I bring our box full of toys?
Guy: Yup
by IHOP Eating Cow Zombie March 30, 2016
Get the White Christmasmug. The feeling one gets during the afternoon and evening hours of Christmas Day. The gifts have been unwrapped, the cousins, uncles and in-laws have all gone home, and leftovers fill the fridge. The holiday festivities, so heavily anticipated, are now over, leaving an empty feeling inside.
After the family had opened Christmas gifts, and all the relatives had gone home, the family felt the Christmas Afternoon Funk begin to creep in. Christmas Holidays
by d_leet December 25, 2016
Get the Christmas Afternoon Funkmug. A figure of speech meaning that you are being such a concealed person of the LGBTQIA+ Community (known as "closeted") that your metaphorically sitting on stuff at the back of the closet, AKA seasonal decor. (See also "you should be pretty fashionable with how long you've been in the closet")
"Everyone kept wondering why Alex never talked about their personal life, but we all knew they were so far in the closet they were sitting on Christmas."
by SudyCrumbz August 21, 2024
Get the so far in the closet they were sitting on Christmasmug. by Hasaf December 3, 2019
Get the Blackest christmasmug. by EnchiladaDude March 9, 2016
Get the Christmas afmug. The sexual act of leaving whip Mark's on your partners skin that resemble the Garland of a Christmas Tree
by JackBlade999 December 5, 2020
Get the Christmas Treemug. by Mya way May 11, 2018
Get the Christmasmug.