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Buttering your bread

Spreading copious amounts semi-cold butter on your genitals to warm it, and then scraping it off with toast to be eaten at one's leisure.
Caleb - Were you buttering your bread this morning at work?
Henri - Yeah how'd you know?
Caleb - There's a grease stain on the front of your pants.
by Clay-train December 5, 2019
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One Bread Nation

A nation in a world of it's own, that only serves one bread - sourdough! And if anyone tries to serve any other bread, they'll yeet you from the nation. As only, sourdough is allowed. Bread bitches are welcome!
Person 1: Have you ever heard of one bread nation?
Person 2: It is the only good bread nation and I'll YEET you if you try serve anything but sourdough. Sourdough lovers unite!
by Emeana March 19, 2021
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Merita Bread swag

The moto for Merita Bread is "Baked While You Sleep." When someone has Merita Bread swag it means that they always baked (smoking marijuana) all the time.
KO- Damn that man is always smokin dog
Ace- I know, he got that Merita Bread swag
by Flokka KO October 26, 2010
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Making Banana Bread

When a male has his own place of residence, and place to sleep but spends every single night sleeping in the bed that belongs to a female.
Noah hasn't slept in his dorm bed all semester. How much you want to bet he's making banana bread with Haley?
by hlczn September 7, 2016
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Banana Bread Homeschooler

Someone who is overly clean-cut, socially awkward and/or lame.

And if the term itself wasn’t insulting enough already, it can be used as an actual clean-cut insult.
“Sally is so weird. She doesn’t know how to interact with people and she never does anything fun. I guess that’s not surprising though since she was homeschooled. She’s literally a banana bread homeschooler.”

“We’re going over to Kevin’s tonight to hang out, you should come.”
“Nah, I’m tired so I think I’m just gonna go home.”
“Come on, man. Don’t be a banana bread homeschooler.”
by Urban Power December 13, 2017
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Garlic Bread Voice

When you eat too much garlic bread without any liquid and it sounds like there is a goat screaming for help in your throat.
Dude, drink some water because you have garlic bread voice.
by mstall.97 June 11, 2018
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make some bread

Another term used for popping a bun in the oven
Guy: I’ve been hanging out with this chick and I think that tonight we’re finally gonna make some bread.
by queenofthelocus December 23, 2020
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