Cauliflower anus

A clever synonym with anal prolapse. When the lower part of the intestines protrudes from the anus causing inflammation and a red cauliflower shaped nodule protruding from the rectal sphincter

I was left with a nasty case of cauliflower anus after I took a spin on the rectum wrecker 300, it really lives up to its name.

by Bob sagets muffbrow August 8, 2022

Conversion Anus

When someone converts another person to their way of political ideology, not through persuasion, but through offering bumming.

- Hey Bri how's it going with that hot copper?
- I suspect he might be a Tory so it may be time to prepare the Conversion Anus

by Polidicks August 26, 2022

flesh anus

1. When you misunderstand someone saying fleshlight when discussing cards against humanity.

2. The fleshy part of your anus

Emily I said flesh light not flesh anus.

I need to take better care and scrub my flesh anus.

by Dudewheresmycarsondaily August 27, 2022

high anus

When your father leaves for a extended amount of time

Mom where’s dad?
Honey he’s high anused

by Jex September 23, 2022

High anus

When someone leaves for a extended period of time

Hey mom where’s dad
Honey you know he’s been on a high anus

by Jex October 1, 2022

unus annus

meaning “one year” in latin.

neela, my heart is forever yours. i will never be the same.

“no measure of time with you will be enough, but let’s start with forever.”

unus annus

by neela’s girlfriend October 10, 2022

unus annus

meaning “one year” in latin.

neela, my heart is forever yours. i will never be the same.

“no measure of time with you will be enough, but let’s start with forever.”

unus annus

by neela’s girlfriend October 10, 2022