Evan

A sticky stinky cuck with Cheetos on his face and shit stains on his ass

Wow evan smell like fetus poop

by Jarrenis schmecky December 4, 2019

Evans middle school

A try hard middle school in coweta county that try’s to keep up with lee, but fails every year.

I feel bad for Evans middle school they try hard every year but fail.

by Newnan Times Herald November 23, 2021

Jake Evan’s Musician

A creepy sex pest

Jake Evan’s musician is a creepy sex pest

by S_Ly_Sings December 1, 2024

Evan

The most scrumptious piece of meat to ever be on a man -- an example to all. His phrasing, elegant. His gaming skills, questionable. If one were to find themself an Evan, they would be flabbergasted, astonished, aroused and defecate themself all at once.

"I saw Evan the other day and lost my edging streak!"
"Every time I see an Evan, I re-evaluate the meaning of my being here on this planet, when most of my days are spent wallowing in despair. My entire existence lives for Evan. I am so dependent on him that if he were to die, I would not feel very good, Mr. Stark."

by pongschlap July 1, 2024

Evan

Evan is a cute boy with a great sense of humor, although not too many people notice it and neither does he. Evans are usually tall, skinny and have a good fashion sense. He's romantic, cute, funny, trustworthy, and always helps out people in need (like his friends and family). They mostly make friends with girls with strange names or different culture and some of them only hang with boys. Nobody notices his cuteness and nobody notices his flaws, which he doesn't have any because he's super hot.

Samantha: hey Megan did you see Evan today omg

Megan: yeah...what about him

Samantha: he's SOOOOO cute isn't he

Megan: I...ugh...i don't know I guess he's a little bit cute *blushes*

Evan: heyyyyyyy what are you guys talking about

Samantha: *blushes* n-nothing

by Samantha<3Evan(°~°)√` June 21, 2018

Evan

Evan the type of guy to have a hugeeeee cock absolutely massive if you see Ann evan just know he is a simp. also if u see an even always remember they love girls who are emotionally unstable and they like to be fucked in the ass

Person a: omg look at Evan over there

Person B: OMG NO WAY HE BROKE MY BACK LAST NIGHT WITH HIS FAT COCK!!!

by Lenlen June 11, 2023

Izzy Evans

Even though she will never see it, she is the most amazing person I have ever met. Izzy deserves the world and more, I love her so much.

1: Is that Izzy Evans?
2: Yes, she is perfect, isn’t she?

by Never here October 2, 2021