Clean log

The act of excreating a turd so cleanly no wiping is required

Guy:I just had the fattest clean log dude
Guy2: dats grim fam

by Clean log November 17, 2017

chainsawing the log

Anal sex with a cockring and no lube.

He was "chainsawing the log" so hard I think my anus is bleeding.

by tarafyd November 30, 2013

swamp log

when you take a dump and your turd is covered with stringy, mossy-looking stuff, a la after you've eaten a lot of lettuce

A took a dump and squeaked out a swamp log the other day.

by waca waca 22 November 24, 2013

Loge Log

Also known as a Loger, Loge Log is defecation in a Urinal. The lesser known companion piece to the Upper Decker.

Keaney left a Loge Log that stunk so bad they had to close the whole second floor.

by sgt. roy batty April 26, 2023

🪵 Log emoji

Rafael Devers has hit a home run

Here's how you would use the 🪵 log emoji in a sentence:

Rafael Devers hits a home run

🪵🪵🪵🪵🪵🪵🪵🪵

by redsoxfan2004 March 31, 2025

Log flume

Cum In a girls arse then she shits and the poo flies out like a log flume

Jess: Mark I can't wait for you to log flume me

by Tilehurst1986 June 2, 2017

it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood

Referring to penis size.

"Hey Bret"
"Yea Toby"
"I know you got a small penis and I just want you to know it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood"
"Thanks Toby"

by Johnny Boy 12347 January 25, 2017