zombie blow job

When the blower pretends to be a zombie as they hoark the cock.

My girlfriend got all tuned up on wine coolers and bath salts and gave me a zombie blow job. I need some neosporin.

by Cully Mumbles September 30, 2017

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Zombie

A white person, pale as a zombie

Other terms: corpse

I need some tan because i look like zombie corpse

by Cokeface March 14, 2021

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Zombie is a kind of person that is dead but still moving. There is one way of knowing how to get it, You can get it from your cat, which is so surprising!! Anyway the brain is dead, that happens to many people when they are a zombie, And they are very violent to humans.

They infect human bodies. You can get zombie infected also by staying up and no sleep FOR A WEEK!

Ahh there is a zombie apocalypse!!

by AveryTheWolf August 26, 2018

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Maude zombie

Wicked ass derby girl that always drinks her boyfriends under the table.

P1 "We went out last night and my girlfriend totally Maude Zombied me."
P2 "you gotta dump that bitch, she be showing you up."

by TalkerBettyCrocker February 10, 2014

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Zombie

the state of being dead and alive at the same time

what a human feels (and looks like) after having a hangover

1.
-look dude a zombie
-that's my wife without makeup

2.
-i feel (and look like) a zombie
-hey me too
-who are you?

by SoCratesTheCook June 1, 2017

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Octopus Zombie

One of the most annoying zombies in Plants vs. Zombies 2. It is encountered in Big Wave Beach at levels 17 and beyond, and throws octopi onto plants. The octopi can be removed by being attacked by plants. If you shovel a plant before the octopus lands on it, you will make it waste its attack. It has the Hardened toughness and the Creeper speed. Plants such as Dartichoke are good counters to Octopus Zombie, as it prioritizes it over other zombies.

I FUCKING HATE OCTOPUS ZOMBIE

by The Squiggle Human of Wonder July 30, 2023

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