robert longland

Just looking at a Robert Longland gets all the ladies wet and all the men erections, just the sheer size of his BBC can rival a horse

I wish I was as black as Robert Longland

by Yes7771w April 26, 2021

Robert Fico

Ah shit, here we go again. Fico is the prime minister of Slovakia.

Slovak citizen #1: Robert Fico is prime minister for the fourth time, kurva.
Slovak citizen #2: Do piče! Has our nation learned nothing?
Slovak citizen #1: Yup. We can blame the lazy kokoti who didn't vote and are now protesting, ironically enough.

by Dubious.Life February 26, 2024

Robert

A gay ass faggot that uses roblox hacks and complains on the internet that his dad left him. All while on a discord call with his friends.

Stop being such a Robert.

by fartheadpeebutt January 29, 2020

Robert Gilman

ALL THE MONEY

I wish I had that Robert Gilman money. I would retire yesterday.

by Shiettttt August 19, 2021

Robert Downey Jr.

you know who he is

Robert Downey Jr............if you know, you know

by bahloy February 5, 2021

Robert Castillanos

Man who loves getting pegged

Robert Castillanos has a hello kitty toy.

by Nowag February 23, 2024

Robert Xu

Someone who is bad at chess and math. Not very liked and kinda sucks at life overall. He is a lowlife and unable to achieve anything. Misspells and misprouncies all words. Can be described as an asshole and a liar. Can never get a girlfriend, or any friends.

Being a Robert Xu is the same as wishing death upon yourself

by Nissieboy July 12, 2022