waffle stomp

1. To get the living shit beat out of you, especially by the Police.
2. A term used to describe the looser of a fight (Waffle Stomped).

That stupid ass decided to fight with the Police; not only did he get tazed, but he got waffle stomped too!

by Damn Dirty Ape June 7, 2007

twat waffle

one who finds themselves being retarded, often like Integra Type Arrrgh

see also 'douche canoe'

Hey, Derek, quit being a twat waffle.

by Sports N Imports May 12, 2006

waffle cock

a fat homosexual who has a small penis and enjoys having sex with smaller people with the same size, so as not to make him feel like a complete loser.

That waffle cock over there tried asking me to have sex with him!

by Tom23543 December 22, 2006

blue waffle

it is a disease on the vagina which makes ass hole and vagina area turn blue usually tastes good x:P

www.bluewaffle.com blue waffle

by CMKID March 12, 2010

waffle house

Your local Goth hangout.

seriously, there's always loads of goths in the Waffle House.

by foshizzle5 January 2, 2007

Waffle With Mayo

ROFLMAO - but basterdized down so girls dont laugh at you when you say it.

that shit was so funny I had a waffle with mayo!

by Jens lane June 23, 2004

Soggy waffle

A girl with a ass that looks like a soggy waffle

Wow she is a soggy waffle

by Samsam12370 February 28, 2016