An orc shit is a painful bowel movement. It is called orc shit because It is always accompanied by terrible noises from your anus that resemble the noises made by the orcs in the Lord of the Rings series. Death by orc shit is not common but has been known to happen to children and the elderly.
Dude, I just walked by the bathroom and I could hear Joe taking an orc shit... In not sure if he will survive.
by specialk88 September 13, 2013
Get the orc shitmug. When you take a shit and you wipe your ass so many times and it just doesn’t stop staining the toilet paper, your asshole then becomes a highlighter due to the amount of wipes it takes to flawlessly clean your asshole.
by Sirk331 September 1, 2019
Get the Highlighter shitmug. News that isn't fake, just shit.
It often tries to portray certain individuals in a very biased light without the use of candid and upright journalism.
Shit News has been in use since at least the 5th Centrury BC, probably caused the French Revolution, but has been in use exponentially since the US elections in which Donald Trump was elected, and Britain voted to leave the EU (both through normal democratic process).
Some of the worst protaganists being Fox News, CNBC, Sky News, The Guardian, ABC (Australia), and News.com.au. The list is far greater than these, and comes from all sides of the political debate. Each side is unwittingly pointing fingers whilst 3 are pointing back at them.
It often tries to portray certain individuals in a very biased light without the use of candid and upright journalism.
Shit News has been in use since at least the 5th Centrury BC, probably caused the French Revolution, but has been in use exponentially since the US elections in which Donald Trump was elected, and Britain voted to leave the EU (both through normal democratic process).
Some of the worst protaganists being Fox News, CNBC, Sky News, The Guardian, ABC (Australia), and News.com.au. The list is far greater than these, and comes from all sides of the political debate. Each side is unwittingly pointing fingers whilst 3 are pointing back at them.
ABC News (Australia): Trump says he invented the word "fake".
My response on reading the quotation in their article: He didn't explicitly say that though did he? Granted he's a bit of a pillock, but seriously - get your shit together and report properly if you want to have any credibility! FFS. This is just Shit News!
My response on reading the quotation in their article: He didn't explicitly say that though did he? Granted he's a bit of a pillock, but seriously - get your shit together and report properly if you want to have any credibility! FFS. This is just Shit News!
by FoulBard October 8, 2017
Get the Shit Newsmug. When you have the urge to take a shit and when you sit down on the toilet seat expecting a massive deposit you execute nothing but gas.
steve - i need to take a dump, this car ride is going to take 2 hours.
(runs to the public bathroom comes out after 2 minutes)
chris - that was quick
steve - yeh it was only a shit tease (very disappointed)
(runs to the public bathroom comes out after 2 minutes)
chris - that was quick
steve - yeh it was only a shit tease (very disappointed)
by thecatan August 5, 2012
Get the shit teasemug. An adjective that describes a situation that is fantastically shitty. It is the shitty version of a fantastic situation.
by Thenikowith1k March 29, 2011
Get the Shit-tasticmug. Sometimes when I take an evolution shit in a public toilet I'm tempted to leave it and wipe my ass in another stall.
by SadPepe December 10, 2018
Get the evolution shitmug. Someone who can find fault in anything and anyone, and focuses solely on the negative.
Like a fly that can find the nutrients in a pile of shit, a shit chewer can find the shit in even the most positive aspects of life.
Conversationalists 'chew the fat'.
Incorrgible pessimists 'chew the shit'.
Like a fly that can find the nutrients in a pile of shit, a shit chewer can find the shit in even the most positive aspects of life.
Conversationalists 'chew the fat'.
Incorrgible pessimists 'chew the shit'.
'That's Fuckin' Harry for you. The asshole wins the lottery and all that shit chewer can do is bitch about the taxes he had to pay on it!'
by Mister Rat November 8, 2009
Get the shit chewermug.