The act of ejaculating in your female partners anus and then having her fart to shoot the cum into your mouth, imitating the blow hole of most whale species
Friend 1 - Dude I had her give me a white whale last night!
Friend 2 - dude you’re so fucking lucky! My girl is too vanilla for that
Friend 1 - Fucking sucks bud
Friend 2 - dude you’re so fucking lucky! My girl is too vanilla for that
Friend 1 - Fucking sucks bud
by TheGoldenWhale February 17, 2025

We better start paddling here come the whale belly!
Yo watch me catch this gnarly whale belly.
Let's go catch some bellys bro
Look at that belly Rollin in!
Yo watch me catch this gnarly whale belly.
Let's go catch some bellys bro
Look at that belly Rollin in!
by Slimbraedy October 14, 2016

The act of watching porn, arose when pornhub decided to donate money to save whales for every view they get.
by WhaleSaver101 May 23, 2016

A person who consistently spends large amounts of money on games, especially on gacha games or mmorpg's.
by Halcyon#0003 February 14, 2020

by maikatura August 28, 2022

A: Whaddya gonna do when you get home?
B: I dunno. Maybe fish for sperm whales, play some CoD, the usual.
B: I dunno. Maybe fish for sperm whales, play some CoD, the usual.
by iIsLegendz November 19, 2010

An entry level sex act designed to denigrate a female while qualifying as a popular double points finishing move for men. To participate in Sperm-Whaling, a man begins by gently ejaculating into a females mouth so as not to arouse her suspicion. Then, without warning, the male quickly yanks the back of the females hair in a downward motion so as to elicit a surprise factor while simultaneously orienting her mouth toward the sky. A brisk gut punch from the male finishes the maneuver as it sends his sperm shooting out skyward from her mouth just like a whale clearing its blowhole when surfacing.
Hey bro, Do you see that stuff on the ceiling? I had Becky over last night and I went Sperm-Whaling!
by Testeclease January 27, 2023
