Washing The Rug

Cumming into a sex doll that has already been came in by other men; insinuating your dick is being cleansed by the other men’s semen

Craig: Yo John, i was washing the rug the other day.
John: Intentionally!?!? You fuckin gay?
Craig: Shiiiiit....

by Enzooooooooo February 7, 2019

car wash

When your loved one gives you a wet, sloppy zerbert and then blows it dry with a steady stream of breath.

Jeff gave me a car wash this morning as he was walking out the door.

by MoxieB May 3, 2009

Salty Car Wash

Having a danger wank in a car during a storm at the seaside .

Yah dancer , It's pishing down , time for a drive down to the coast for a salty car wash.

by UrbanSlide May 10, 2024

car wash challenge

When you go get head at a drive through carwash, and she has to make you cum before the car wash is over. If she does, you have to pay for her car to get washed.

I lost the last car wash challenge she sucked me dry while my the wash blew my car dry. Now I gotta pay for her car to get washed

Consider myself Lucky me

by Eatdogp00p September 6, 2020

Georgia car wash

The practice of wiping the exterior of a car down with towels during heavy rain in warm weather, then letting the continuing rain rinse it off.

Hey, your car looks great!

Thanks, I gave it a Georgia car wash last night.

by Wrangler of Skanks June 3, 2023

Blood still stains when the sheets are washed

Sex don't sleep when the lights are off.

person 1: Blood still stains when the sheets are washed
person 2: Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
person 3: Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
person 4: and syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup

by syrupisstillsyrupinasippycup. February 17, 2024

meat wash

a unisex term referring to oral favors of any type.

"That $96.00 appetizer is certainly worth a meat wash!"
OR
"So how was your date with that new girl last night?"
"Oh it was great, she allowed me to give her a meat wash!"

by meatspert February 5, 2010