When your friend makes you a helmet with a dildo apoxied to the top, and then a stripper fucks it… that’s a unicorn ride.
by Trixi6969 February 21, 2022
Used in substitution of the words drunk, wasted, shittered, hammered, etc. to categorize a state of absolute drunkenness.
by OhGee October 17, 2012
The act in where you act like a unicorn while still being able to fist punch a
Hooker on a Friday night
Hooker on a Friday night
by Unicorn fisting God July 16, 2016
Oh man did you heard, john gave himself a bokaki unicorn just like the scene in silent hill, colin monster.
by Jannn122110 April 18, 2021
Cody: Hey Felix, my girl asked for a smiling unicorn and I was so excited. I was bloated all day! Felix: Thats awesome Cody!!
by Tigersex October 29, 2021
by Hairy tuft March 03, 2021
Alex tried to put a Trojan War Helmet on Makenzie but became aroused and she became The Angry Unicorn instead.
by MoonlitObsidian December 13, 2023