Established in 1991, an accredited distance learning university. The university offers PhD’s, Master’s, Bachelor’s and other degrees.
by Nevermind2Day October 04, 2008
by LiterallyHim(PatrickBateman) December 15, 2022
An adult daycare in the north-east of Scotland oddly enough within the city of Aberdeen yet separate. An ad-hoc collection of buildings and properties from various centuries and architectural styles as needs/fancy demanded. The medical school is by necessity an acceptable provider of education and knowledge, the rest of the facilities cater to the shiftless bored offspring of parents with enough money to send their progeny off somewhere away to avoid the real world for a few more years. The staff are nice enough if not wholly interested in educating their charges, and the university prides itself on it's status in the realms of research due to it's mediocre provision of any actual teaching.
An 'ancient' university that lives off of the prestige it claims from just happening to have been around a good while, and attracts new fee payers via hawking it's post-medieval architecture which recalls a Harry Potter theme park in some passing manner.
Apply here if you're more interested in a vaguely known and moderately respected university name on your degree where the programme of study won't be very challenging but you'll have plenty of time to go out drinking and do other things with your time relatively stress-free.
See Robert Gordon's University for an Aberdeen based tertiary education that while not as glamorous, will be more challenging and practical.
Authored by a graduate of the University of Aberdeen.
An 'ancient' university that lives off of the prestige it claims from just happening to have been around a good while, and attracts new fee payers via hawking it's post-medieval architecture which recalls a Harry Potter theme park in some passing manner.
Apply here if you're more interested in a vaguely known and moderately respected university name on your degree where the programme of study won't be very challenging but you'll have plenty of time to go out drinking and do other things with your time relatively stress-free.
See Robert Gordon's University for an Aberdeen based tertiary education that while not as glamorous, will be more challenging and practical.
Authored by a graduate of the University of Aberdeen.
"You know, I'm actually prepared for the real world just because the University of Aberdeen has made me so bored of the uni bubble world I can't wait to leave and do something else!"
"I hear you, once our tutor gave us 10 pages of material to read and someone in the group actually cried because they couldn't go straight to Qizmat before spending a whole afternoon at the Bobbin then off to Belmont street on a pub crawl."
"I hear you, once our tutor gave us 10 pages of material to read and someone in the group actually cried because they couldn't go straight to Qizmat before spending a whole afternoon at the Bobbin then off to Belmont street on a pub crawl."
by AU-grad April 22, 2013
Probably one of the biggest joke schools in the country. Rich white people send their children here so they can tell their friends they are in private school. These children spend four years taking high school level classes and partying to the point of needing a transplant before graduation (or dying, both have occurred).
"Oh, you go to Elon University? Good luck finding a real job."
"If you don't value your education and really really liked high school, Elon University is definitely for you!"
"If you don't value your education and really really liked high school, Elon University is definitely for you!"
by Former Phoenix May 04, 2007
McGill is the dumping ground for kids that got rejected by better American schools.
McGill students are usually unbelievably pompous for getting into such a unimportant and inferior Canadian public university.
With 32,00 kids barely supported by a meager endowment and scanty staff size, you would be better off to save your money and go somewhere closer by.
There is no money in Canadian athletics. If you're good, you go to the U.S. If you're shitty, you play for free at McGill.
Bottom Line: play intramurals somewhere close by.
McGill students are usually unbelievably pompous for getting into such a unimportant and inferior Canadian public university.
With 32,00 kids barely supported by a meager endowment and scanty staff size, you would be better off to save your money and go somewhere closer by.
There is no money in Canadian athletics. If you're good, you go to the U.S. If you're shitty, you play for free at McGill.
Bottom Line: play intramurals somewhere close by.
Chad: Hey, I got into McGill University.
Dave: Wow *sarcasm*... So what U.S schools rejected you?
Chad: All of them.
Dave: I thought so...
Dave: Wow *sarcasm*... So what U.S schools rejected you?
Chad: All of them.
Dave: I thought so...
by THEtopGUY May 16, 2010
like mind complete, finite; like the forseeable future that can be arranged, unimaginable in scope.
there're rules to it that're funny in thinking about going back on, however should you think you've succesfully actually done this, they'll be visited upon thee one hundred fold.
heart warming icelander bjork is one who somehow more than immediately springs to mind as an exponent of rules described above.
poet warlord john locke nominally realised these rules, but he didn't even have a house.
there're rules to it that're funny in thinking about going back on, however should you think you've succesfully actually done this, they'll be visited upon thee one hundred fold.
heart warming icelander bjork is one who somehow more than immediately springs to mind as an exponent of rules described above.
poet warlord john locke nominally realised these rules, but he didn't even have a house.
one nature of the known universe (courtesy of bjork): it's all around you.
another (courtesy of john locke): lest thee forgettin, covet not an ass lest your head be your only house unless it rains, so how willst the ass to you glorify all your worth.
well, there one has it. these crazy known universes and there chief exponents, i dunno, eh?
another (courtesy of john locke): lest thee forgettin, covet not an ass lest your head be your only house unless it rains, so how willst the ass to you glorify all your worth.
well, there one has it. these crazy known universes and there chief exponents, i dunno, eh?
by silencut March 02, 2009
A college in South Carolina. The only way to tell people where this god forbidden place is located is “it’s 30 minutes from Clemson”. The rules are fucking ridiculous, the students are all home-schooled goody two-shoes that won’t waste a second snitching on you, the staff clearly hates their jobs, and there aren’t any frats or sororities so if you don’t make friends then you’re fucked
by JoeByron69420 November 28, 2021