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toothbrush tango

The fine and subtle art of tapping your rinsed and used toothbrush on the rim of your sink to any melody or beat to expunge the water from the bristles.
Husband:(opening to California Gurls) "Tap, tap tap, tap, tap tap tap tap....."
Wife:"Honey, will you stop with the toothbrush tango, Ive had enough of that song on the radio, I dont need your remix!"
by andrewcando April 7, 2011
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tooth brushing

the act of firmly placing a tooth brush in a clamp and sitting on the toothbrush and proceed to move up and down thus cleaning your anal cavity.
I just finish tooth brushing my asshole
by cleaning assholes October 16, 2012
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Tooth dragon

A person who uses their teeth during fellatio
Christine Bradley liked to bite and drag her teeth along Jeff's wiener during fellatio. Jeff liked the painful, inflamed feeling he had on his peepee the next day reminding him of the night before with his fiery tooth dragon girlfriend.
by Christi Shea 32 October 22, 2012
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Toothpaste shower

When you don't have time for a proper bathing and only brush your teeth.
Ted awoke from a night of drinking to discover he was late for work. He only had time for a toothpaste shower.
by MMRE May 23, 2013
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tooth moss

The green algae growth on an individual's teeth as a result of the lack of practicing good dental hygeine.
Henry - Did you see Baker's green teeth this afternoon?
John - Yep, they were overgrown.
Henry - He probably will need to use a weed eater to cut that tooth moss!
John - Tell me about it. He's fuckin' disgusting.
by Meat Teeth March 18, 2014
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toothless hummer

The act of a female that has no teeth providing sexual stimulation
Ruth gives a lot of guys toothless hummers to be popular
by truckps3 September 6, 2015
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toothless tori

A person stupid enough to try dangerous activities for no reason
That person just tried to jump from beam to beam, what a toothless tori
by Snazzyguava November 30, 2015
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