Toasted Thunder

1. a slightly tanner version of vanilla thunder.

mannn, ima get me some toasted thunder.

by packratt5 July 17, 2009

when there's rain there's thunder

the phrase you say right before taking a massive shit

dude 1: there's a dude shitting in there dude 2: when there's rain there's thunder *shits violently*

by shlomoo1 April 6, 2025

The rolling thunder

This move is like crop dusting someone, but instead of giving a small fart you drop a massive fart bomb that is really loud and smells really bad.

Did you see the way Jerry gave Thomas the rolling thunder in the bathroom earlier.

by Toe anal June 14, 2019

Brazilian thunder monkey

you sit on the ground then your lady friend takes your feet and locks them behind your head stands on her hands facing away from you then repeatedly slams her ass and vag into your face

hey Tim how did you get a black eye the wife hit me with the Brazilian thunder monkey last night

by jigglebit April 16, 2021

Thunder Clap

When thy sweaty thighs smack against thy sweaty scrotum .

When Zach was underneath me, I Thunder Clapped right in his face.

by cowcock.lmk November 15, 2014

Thunder Mud

This is the shit you take next morning after a glorious diner accompanied by 5-6 beers. Starts with cramping along with a euphoric feeling. As you sit a little push causes the heavens in your colon to unleash its fury. The consistency of fecal matter is that of mud or wet concrete. The flatulence is loud and non stop until it starts to fade off. You are exhausted after the episode.

Get the fuck out the way! Im going to blow the toilet out with all the fury of thunder mud.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023

thunder alley

faded than a hoe

I’ll get in the game but i’m in thunder alley

by Mondussy December 11, 2022