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The Lemon Law

In the event that either significant other in a relationship of less than 3 months becomes extremely ill, no longer operates as advertised or becomes extremely unreliable…the other significant other reserves the right to immediately terminate the relationship with a clean break and without fear of retaliation.
The girl I was with for less than 2 months became so sick and stopped doing fun things with me, so I enacted the Lemon Law and got a newer model.
by CuriousLynx June 12, 2025
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Lemon

The most dangerous word in the fucking world. if said exactly 69420 times in a row yo will summon a lemon with the power of a thousand chicken nuggets. This can end the world trust me i know.
Terrorist: Lemon, lemon, lemon, lemon....
Person: what the heck are you doing?
Terrorist: Lemon, lemon lemon
Person: Dude wtf stop it.
Terrorist : SHUT UP GODAMMIT IM TRRYING TO END THE WORLD! DAMN I LOST COUNT!
Person: oh shit
by ChickenNuggitBoi October 27, 2021
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Lemon

An adjective used to describe how great something looks, or how good a party was.
This term is usually used in the Caribbean like The Bahamas.
That party was a Lemon wasn't it
by Twix394 December 9, 2010
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lemon toot

something you make up to make a friend feel dumb!
Veronica is an idiot, I had her searching up the word lemon toot for an hour”
by mixmastermark July 12, 2018
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Glazed and lemon filled

When you cum on a individual and then pee inside them afterward.
During sex I glazed and lemon filled her!
by Xeuskei November 12, 2023
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Lemon Season

Lemon Season is a play on the phrase "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade" meaning a period of time in which a person takes advantage of good opportunities or tries to make their life or situation better by doing certain things.
Person: I'm starting at the gym today. Going to get huuuuge
Person 2: YEAH MAN LEMON SEASON
by lemonademan1372 May 21, 2018
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lemon chocolate

when a person, usually female, doesn't wipe after going to the toilet and as a result her underwear gets colored in yellow and brown
After coming home from the camping trip, Stacey had a lemon chocolate.

"Ew, she seems like a lemon chocolate kind of girl."
by swagonyouswaggie December 19, 2020
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