Scottish Hook

Similar to a “Canadien hook”, the Scottish hook is performed by taking a golf club and hooking someone with the club from behind in-between the legs, hitting them in the balls

On the golf course today, I Scottish Hooked Joe during his swing

by Cellucci June 30, 2020

The rusty pirate hook

After inserting a finger or thumb in the anus, you dig your partner's eye out to provide a new hole to explore while your partner says "Arrrrrrg"

"Why does Susan have an eye patch?" "Oh, you didn't hear? She's a fan of the rusty pirate hook."

by Pirates of the carbs July 13, 2025

hook it up

to match iotems of slothing

"I got a nice new Prada t shirt today, i'll hook it up with my Armani jeans."

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

sandy hook vibes

when that one kid gives you school shooter vibes

You: Yo that kid is sus huh
Me: Yeah he gives me sandy hook vibes

You: wdym
Me: like he's gonna pop a cap in the schools ass

by yesh-a_aron December 4, 2018

Hook up meet up

Going on a date with an ex outside your house, to bring your spark back ,make out and take her home.

😭 Samantha went on a hook up meet up with my boyfriend.

Hey, wanna hook up meet up? 😏🍆🍑

by Ghost 404 November 1, 2021

Hook and ladder

During the act of vaginal intercourse, you also slip one of your balls inside her at the same time as your penis.

For her birthday, my wife asked for the old
Hook and ladder

by Dick Blicker January 18, 2023

hook of the peen

It Is when you bang a hot chick .

Yo man did you see that ? He gave her the old hook of the peen

by Agentco February 5, 2020