Goon Swiping

Goon swiping' s definition is abstract and can be utilized in a multitude of contexts. Typically, it's utilized in a sexual, dominating, or tricks-y way, wherein something is being taken, conquered, thieved, or dominated.
Chithan: "Yo, I just straight goon swiped this dude on the game!"
Niris: "For real? Straight goon swiping, pimp!
by ntshreveportkid August 26, 2024
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nelly-gooning

When Joshua Nelhams reaches the state of goon-tosis and becomes one with the universe.
Bro have you seen nelly-gooning, what a fucking loser bro
by Nelly-Hater February 16, 2024
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Fashion Goon

Ya know that guy at the function with too many flashy brands and not enough taste. Wearing rings on every finger. A modern day hype beast.
Bro don’t wear 4 rings on your date, she’s gonna know you’re a fashion goon.
by Lil jawn July 25, 2025
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Gooning

Having a crazy night of drugs and debauchery. Engaging in tom foolery and hooliganism.
"Bro I spent 500 on coke and ecstasy and ending up running 7 miles through the woods"
"You was gooning for real"
by childishcorbino April 02, 2024
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Astral-Flicker-Gooning

An primordial Gooning Technique which is often described as profane, ghastly or even „Patrick-Bateman-Mango,Mango-Ohio-Sigma“

The user indulges in a goon all the while consuming unfathomable amounts of „Snow “ and Tom/Femboy Spanking Videos ® from the best Country in the World Ivory-{Coast} ®. After enough time has passed the Goon/er/ette recieves Transcension and will furzhermore strip onesself of any mortal bindings and ascends to the astral-realm only known through prehistoric scroll as „Gary Indiana,USA“. The Life-Seed of said Mortal will traverse this vacuous Plane of Nonexistence and impregnate a woman in Bulgaria or Burkina Faso (50/50 Chance). The afflicted Fetus will sadly be stillborn and all wells in the surrounding areas will moreover only ever harbour stagnated H2O (Thou in possesion of information💀).
The origins of this technique are still unknown but its speculated that it played a major role in the „Great Viaduct Ball-Dipping-Predicament of March 19th, 3 BC.“.
The First confirmed performer of this frivolous act was „Duke Gaper Bingzoid Jr. II of Rizztown ®“. He allegedly used this penale technique to silently rise to the rank of Pontiff.

This Technique is often confused with „Chinese-Soul-Flicker-Gooning“ or „ ៹ ͇ ᭪ ̶̵̲̺̫̌̋̇͊͘͘͜͟ ༢༘ ᭔ᬼ

࿆ ꧒ ꧃ ᬉ ༾)“.
Yesterday i was Astral-Flicker-Gooning ® all over my Friends volumptious, scrumptious and child-bearing thighs while I deepened my Insight over the futile state of our decaying and rusting world where every day as etheral as he may is tainted by the looming threat of our own humanity and averice. Only at the end will THE GAZING FEW bathe our starving minds in there blissful rays while they claim there rightful throne among our hollowed carcases and husks while only the ashes of the things which where thought to be everlasting and rightous remain in this truly wretched world, so devoid of Astral-Flicker-Gooning ®.
by May or May not be A Chill Guy December 09, 2024
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Goon

to goon (v) the act of pushing one's tongue out or pulling pleasurable faces during chronic male masturbation.
Mary: I caught my husband with his underpants round his ankles, masturbating, while on the internet last night. He was gooning like a monkey on his fat swollen dong.
Constance: oh!
by gr1110 August 19, 2022
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goon squading

My friend is goon squading yelling at random old lady’s walking along the road
by Sneakysavage22 October 22, 2019
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