Italian facial

The act of your dermatologist pouring hot spaghetti on your face, then sit over top of you while she's squirting.

Yo bro I went to the dermatologist and ordered a Italian facial!

by DSDATURA January 31, 2024

Italian Stallion

Sticking raw spaghetti in your ass and then sticking it into boiling water so it becomes soft. Then you can wag it like a tail.

It's crazy how Tommy went to the store with his mom for the pasta. He's gonna use it for the Italian Stallion.

by Discouragizer December 1, 2023

Italian Fingerjob

The act of inserting a man or woman's finger (preferably their smallest one) or toe inside a man's peehole, or the hole that is found at the tip of a man's penis. This is often described as both painful and pleasurable, and has been known to severely disfigures the man's penis.

John: Aw, man my penis hurts. She game me an Italian Fingerjob and I'm a bit sore.

by Dabaws December 30, 2013

Walmart version of Italians

Mexicans

Mexicans are just the Walmart version of Italians

by 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌 September 27, 2022

italian buttfuck

Italian buttfuck is when you put a bowl of spaghetti in the woman's genitals

Her: You wanna do some italian buttfucking?
Him: Yea sure!

by The Design Community June 14, 2021

Italian Cream Salsa

The act of a girl on her period Cumming.

Girl 1: why do you look so rough?

Girl 2: it was an Italian Cream Salsa

by pancreas_Stabber_69 March 29, 2020

Italian Snowball fight

When two Italian friend dip their testicles in baby powder and proceed to double penetrate someone making their nuts clap coating them in powder. Then creamfill them like a cannoli.

Yesterday John helped me out. We took Jess out back and had an Italian snowball fight.

by Hydro jet August 10, 2025