Fist Fucker

A term applied to the sort of rogue who wears an off-the-peg suit to Royal Ascot or is proud that he has Grade 8 in Ukelele.

Aubrey: I say, Neville. I loaned my entire collection of rare vinyl Death Row recordings to Jeremy and I’ve just discovered that he disposed of them at an illegal rave in exchange for casual sex with a dusky bosomy wench from the colonies.

Neville: Oh, blast! Did that include your original pressing of The Chronic, personally autographed by the Dre Johnny?

Aubrey: Alas, yes.

Neville: You know, Aubrey. I’m inclined to think that Jeremy is something of a Fist Fucker.

Aubrey: Reluctantly, I’m forced to agree, old chap.

by Fake Flag December 3, 2023

fat fisting

The act of putting your fat ass fists around food (especially snacks in a bag or bowl) and shoving them in your mouth.

“Maybe if you weren’t fat fisting the popcorn you wouldn’t have choked.”

by Brontonio October 21, 2021

feet fisting

The act of firsting someone with your feet

Feet fisting has to hurt because it's so far up the ass

by niggaqueef38 August 27, 2023

fist to belly bump

Similar to a fist to fist bump, however one person uses their fist to lightly tap the other person's belly.

It would market yourself as a weirdo if you fist to belly bump a stranger

by Pancake.boo April 27, 2017

Fist Cum

When one person knuckles another.

James fist cummed Nicole after she called him Big Daddy.

by Gemini2017 April 17, 2017

fist to five

intransitive verb; to place one's hand inside of another's anal cavity fully before uncurling one's fingers

The squad conducted the fist to five semi-weekly in order to better organize their innards

by Wei Jia January 19, 2022

sneeze fisting

Popular among paddle ball players, sneeze fisting is used as a warm up before the big game. Upon sneezing the fist is inserted.

The paddle ball team players lined up to get ready for their sneeze fistings.

by Bagelmuncher2000 February 10, 2025