Clapped

Madly dumb like hella dumb

U are hella clapped get a job mate

by Clappedchild March 10, 2019

clapped

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omg jake is the definition of clapped xxx

by RespectTheDripKaren April 16, 2021

Clapping Clams

The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.

John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.

John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.

John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!

Brian: Not for the upholstery.

by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022

Albuquerque ass clap

When a woman bends over in the downward dog position on the bed but instead of sliding it in you grab her ass cheeks and slap them together very fast and hard to the point she face plants on to the mattress in order to stop you

Kristi won't talk to me no more because after our date last night I gave her the old Albuquerque ass clap

by Domphuckery September 27, 2025

Clap it out

Following a powerful speech or influential statements that are somehow "moving", the applause is heavy and slow at first, then spreading amongst the crowd and increasing in clap rate.

The crowd was shocked by how blunt the speech was . When it was over they proceeded to clap it out.

by Immyownuruk! October 15, 2017

Finger-clapped

Sexual intercourse with the flanges.

"I finally snapped and finger-clapped that two I see at the bar."

by ChanceD April 10, 2021

CLAPPED

ugly

friend 1 : yu seen my ting she's bare butters g.
friend 2 : yeah g she's clapped.

by gyaldemisbutters April 22, 2020