riding dirty

having sex without condom.

Guy #1: Hi there my name is _______, it is nice to meet you.
Girl #1: I am ________, likewise.
hours later.....

Guy #1: I hit it from the backside
Guy #2: Did you have a rubber?
Guy #1: Nah, I was riding dirty.

by Jason Caplan July 29, 2006

Riding Dirty

The art of a girl riding a male like she is riding a raging bull during sexual intercourse as she mouth fucks you with a dried up terd of their choosing. The feces should be at least two days old and preferably at least four inches long for the best experience.

(Girl) Ken and I were fucking the other night and I got on top of his cock and starting riding him like a I was riding a bucking bronco. While I was dancing on his pole I seen that his cat's liter box needed to be cleaned so I picked up one of the longest dry terds and started mouth fucking him with it. After we finished, Ken looked at me with a big smile with cat liter between his teeth saying "baby that was AWESOME" I think I will call that RIDING DIRTY

by PseudoJohn May 14, 2011

joy ride

A great song by Mariah Carey from her last album "Emancipation of Mimi"

And our love goes round and round
(round and round and)
Way up high, a joy ride
(a joy ride)
We can touch the stars above
We found love
(yea-e yea-e yea-e yeah)
And our love was heaven sent
(heaven sent)
From the day we first met
(from the day that we first met)
We've got something they can't touch
(they can't touch us babe)
We found love

by taffer May 9, 2006

riding the pony

When one gets screwed over. Or put in a no choice situation. Also may be refered to as "being on the ruff"

Andre: Helder want to chill on the weekend?
Helder: No man i have to go to a stupid ass wedding!!
Andre: No choice! your riding the pony!

by Andre A April 24, 2006

k ride

One of the first signs of a "k ride" is the storyteller gets very excited and animated before telling the story. An actual "k ride" is a long story that has no point. The storyteller might simply end the story with "that's it."

"wow that was a hellava 'k ride'"
"we're going on a 'k ride'"

by Kelley Rider January 26, 2009

riding dirty

When a girl is having sex on top and her (whoha) is stank it means she is riding dirty!!!

Girl having dirty sex on top whose chocha stinks is riding dirty

by CathyL December 7, 2006

Ride the tiger

To partake in sexual intercourse or sexual relations with someone of Asian descent, or who posseses physical characteristics of an Asian.

The quote "ride the tiger" is refered to in the Pixies song, "River Euphrates".

Tiger Woods' father rode the tiger.

Dave Chapelle admits he likes to ride the tiger.

by row!dz March 8, 2010