fuzzy toilet seat

it’s gross

i have a fuzzy toilet seat. i think it might have to do with my brothers hairy ass..

by asscheeksdoubleboop May 10, 2020

TOILET SITTIN TUMMY

Your gut extended to it's full glory as you sit on the toilet with no one to observe or count how many fat rolls you have.

Did you see Regina sitting on the side of the pool? Damn she needs to suck it in! I could see her toilet sittin tummy

by phpmom October 1, 2012

Tucson toilet Toledo

A Tucson Toilet Toledo is where you take your penis and continue to put it up your butthole. Once it’s reached maximum capacity, push out as hard as you can to poop out your own penis

Man I can’t wait to do a Tucson Toilet Toledo in the gas station bathroom.

by Thereaderboil January 13, 2020

Toilet Paper Tiger

"Toilet Paper Tiger" is a military force that is believed to be very powerful because decades of massive state propaganda, media suppression, and outlawing truth, are the only things holding up the delusional illusions of a repressive despotic dictator.

However when tested in combat, the

"Toilet Paper Tiger" is the wipe of choice
used by courageous, determined, and heroic warriors such as the Ukrainian military against Russian Orcs. The toilet

paper content of the "Toilet Paper Tiger"
AKA the Russian military,

is two ply, soft and renewable, and makes excellent fertilizer for Ukrainian sunflowers.

Ukrainian Defenders Of Democracy vs.
Toilet Paper Tiger AKA Russian Orc invaders comprised of pirates, thieves, rapists and mass murderers who commit crimes against humanity.

by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? June 8, 2022

Mexican Spicy Toilet Nuke

When you go to a mexican restaurant who serves general mexican food with a lot of creamy stuff and chicken and cheese combos and you go to the toilet and take a spicy almost constipated diarrhea that literally burns the asshole for hours after, if your lucky you might take a giant shit and literally nuke/murk the toilet with your feces where you might need more gallons per flush

Guy #1:Dude I need to take a major shit
Guy #2:My house only has 1.5 gallons per flush
Guy #1:Ill need about six this is a Mexican Spicy Toilet Nuke

by Joe Fillind January 2, 2011

Saying Whats up, to the Toilet

Vomiting, throwing up, spewing, to Hurl.

"Dude after those shots I had to say whats up to the toilet."

by LaRose July 9, 2005

shit or get off the toilet

When someone is wasting you time so you tell them to make it happen or go away.

Example: a guy keeps postponing/rearranging date plans so you say; "Dave, you're messing me around. Either shit or get off the toilet!"

by Loco in London June 14, 2015