Lord Blumpkin

The name given to a villainous person that wears a pumpkin on their head on Halloween sitting on a toilet taking a shit with the door unlocked waiting for someone to walk in and give them a blumpkin on the scariest night of the year.

I waited for several hours as Lord Blumpkin last Halloween at Kate's house when she finally walked in and gave me a Blumpkin.

by SmegmaMale March 16, 2024

The Lord’s Chips

The term Nacho Libre gives to the tortilla chips for the homeless that are stolen.

“These are the Lord’s chips!”

by theonlypapa15 November 27, 2019

Lorde's Onion Rings Account

In 2017, Lorde's secret onion ring account on Instagram (OnionRingsWorldwide) - where she rated onion rings she tried - was exposed. She confirmed it was her on The Tonight Show.

Person 1: "Do you remember Lorde's Onion Rings Account?"
Person 2: *shudders* "That's when we turned to the dark timeline."

by girlfrontbyloona January 31, 2022

Lord of Chairs

Andrew Nelson

Almost no resistance, for I am Lord of Chairs

by SLB2 November 20, 2010

Lord

Lord is a Chicago slang for bro or homie

J Mack: Aye look at dis lil thot I fw..
Fatty: she de-….das a… nvm

J Mack: dis a wha?
Fatty: you slacking folks

J Mack: lord I’m finna smack tf out you g”

Fatty: yea ight.. but imma keep it 100 wit you that’s a whole man shorty
J Mack: oh what, put that on sum.

Fatty: on moo moo head
J Mack: ………. Igh, grab pole

Fatty: Roger that. * smiles

The end

by Sashasakks September 29, 2023

smegma lord

sweeet and juicy smegma lord of the smegma kingdom.

oh lord he is so sexy he must be a smegma lord

by sisu. June 13, 2022

Lord Abid

The Supreme Lord of all humans on planet Earth. He was cast into space by the dictators of his home world due to his incredible powers. He created the human race as it is today, because before Abid, humans had very short lifespans and could only reproduce with the all-powerful Abeyds. When Abid crash-landed on Earth, he destroyed almost all of its existing life. This is why he vowed to guide the human race for all eternity.

We worship Lord Abid. Because if we don't, we might die...

by Encoh April 5, 2022