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Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

If you're havin' trouble with the high school head
He's givin' you the blues
You want to graduate, but not in his bed
Here's what you gotta do
Pick up the phone, I'm always home
Call me anytime
Just ring, 3-6-2-4-3-6, hey
I lead a life of crime
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
You got problems in your life of love
You got a broken heart
He's double dealin' with your best friend
That's when the teardrops start, fella
Pick up the phone, I'm here alone
Or make a social call
Come right in, forget about him
We'll have ourselves a ball, hey
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap (oh)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Oh yeah
If you got a lady and you want her gone
But you ain't got the guts
She keeps naggin' at you night and day
Enough to drive you nuts
Pick up the phone, leave her alone
It's time you made a stand
For a fee, I'm happy to be
Your back door man, woo
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap (yeah)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Concrete shoes, cyanide, TNT
(Done dirt cheap)
Neckties, contracts, high voltage
(Done dirt cheap)
Do anything you want me to
(Done dirt cheap)
(Dirty deeds)
Dirty deeds, dirty deeds
(Done dirt cheap)
Yeah

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
by Death Menace August 16, 2023
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dirt ami pilo

3 kids from the youtube channel "DIRT AMI PILO TOGETHER :D"
by dapthedapsquad January 21, 2025
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Anti-dirt

Alias for laundry detergent. Cleans and detaches dirt.
Person: "hey let me throw some laundry anti-dirt into the washing machine, gotta clean these clothes"
by Idionyymi September 3, 2017
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dirt

Lile a shress, but out of style, a bad colour or otherwise unsuitable for wear.
'Do you like my new shress?'
'Shress? Girl, that's a dirt and you know it.'
by STGK September 26, 2009
mugGet the dirtmug.

dirt cock

A person who lives in candor New York that fucks their cousins and has a shit ton of Pos chevys around
John is a complete dirt cock
by Dirt cock March 2, 2017
mugGet the dirt cockmug.

Dirt

A tobacco rip out of a bong.
“I took a fat dirt last and caught a killer head rush dude.”
by anonymous May 14, 2021
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Dirt Babies

babies born in a house with no flooring, typically in the Middle East or Africa.
"Just sell slaves, go kidnap some dirt babies like they did 1526"
by AsmodeusTheOne January 10, 2025
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