by ThatOrNot January 20, 2018
Get the Pecan ice creammug. 1. Your hot sister looked good till she opened her legs and revealed her jarful of assorted creams
2. I went to the half price prostitute parlour and found a cadbury creme egg between her legs
2. I went to the half price prostitute parlour and found a cadbury creme egg between her legs
by Fucken Wrong Kunt August 21, 2009
Get the Jarful Of Assorted Creamsmug. A van that, from a distance, looks like an ice cream truck filled with loads of delicious goodies. Upon closer inspection, however, it ends up seeming rather shady. Shady enough for an adult not to allow desperate children to go up to the van. The first sign is a lack of windows, then a driver with a pedosmile and/or melestache.
The fake-outs are often mistaken for the trucks, and any idiot can tell there is clearly a pedo inside.
The fake-outs are often mistaken for the trucks, and any idiot can tell there is clearly a pedo inside.
Timmy: OH BOY!! An ice cream truck! I want a Spongebob Popsicle!
Mom: Well, if you really want to go Timmy... WAIT! Sorry, Timmy. We can't go.
Timmy: But you said...
Mom: I'm pretty sure it's an ice cream van. You'll learn about it when you're older
Mom: Well, if you really want to go Timmy... WAIT! Sorry, Timmy. We can't go.
Timmy: But you said...
Mom: I'm pretty sure it's an ice cream van. You'll learn about it when you're older
by Ass Kicka May 23, 2011
Get the Ice Cream Vanmug. Ignatious - "wilbur, its such a sweltering day out i fear that our cow cream freezies might soon turn to poop!"
wilbur " that sounds pooper darn!"
wilbur " that sounds pooper darn!"
by threetards July 7, 2010
Get the cow cream freeziesmug. The act of a male ejaculating inside an anus. The receiver of the ejaculate will relax the anal walls allowing an undetermined amount of semen and fecal matter to leak out, thus creating the stinky cream pie.
Kenny: Hey bro that dude broke up with me.
Richard: What happened man, you two seemed so happy?
Kenny: I gave him a stinky cream pie and it ruined his expensive bed sheets.
Richard: Wow, I can't believe he didn't appreciate the stinky cream pie, your mom loves them!
Richard: What happened man, you two seemed so happy?
Kenny: I gave him a stinky cream pie and it ruined his expensive bed sheets.
Richard: Wow, I can't believe he didn't appreciate the stinky cream pie, your mom loves them!
by NastyCee September 25, 2016
Get the stinky cream piemug. Brandon: Hey have you got that xbox from that guy..
Ryan: No I payed him and its been 2 months
Brandon: Maybe you should send him a Sunny Cream Delight
Ryan: No I payed him and its been 2 months
Brandon: Maybe you should send him a Sunny Cream Delight
by romonation October 19, 2010
Get the Sunny Cream Delightmug. When you fuck a girl, or guy, outside when there is snow and just before you cum you throw a snowball at her pussy, or his asshole, and jizz all over it. You and your partner can then eat it, continue making the nasty, or whatever floats your boat. You can also make a chocolate snow cream where you or your partner shits on the cum covered snowball.
"How did the date go?"
"Well we were bored and the opportunity arose so I snow creamed her."
"Wow that's awesome!"
"She wanted to make it a chocolate snow cream but that shit is gross so I took her ass home."
"Well we were bored and the opportunity arose so I snow creamed her."
"Wow that's awesome!"
"She wanted to make it a chocolate snow cream but that shit is gross so I took her ass home."
by Colossal Chris January 31, 2014
Get the Snow Creammug.