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The thing I'm called to do

I'll give you 1 million guesses and I guarantee it's the you'd ever want me to do.
Hym "Your self-help bullshit is cancer and if you all killed yourselves today you would be doing everyone you siphoned wealth from would be better off. And true hell is having your kid murdered by a guy everyone around you provoked into killing your kid. Having to look your neighbors in the face for the rest of your life knowing full-well that they could have done otherwise. What do you think the thing I'm called to do would be in this situation? I'll give you 1 million guesses. You only need 1 but you would take all of them before getting it right."
by Hym Iam December 26, 2023
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Shimi Thing

A thing that seems like Shimi Sekai would do
Person A: Guess where?
Person B: His sternum area, that seems like a Shimi thing.
by Anami Suzuki September 12, 2021
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The less I participate in worldly things, the HAPPIER I am.

1. Self explanatory
2. Enlightenment,,,healing,,,self help.

-good luck losers.
WOW Joe,,,pop culture is GARBAGE. I know,,,The less I participate in worldly things, the HAPPIER I am.
by XLNT Eagle February 9, 2023
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The thing

THIS IS THE THING THAT YOU PUNCH AT”
by this is a name <— December 4, 2021
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What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.
Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.
by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017
.... hello there 2017 i am re uploding this for no sensible reason but to tell even more people its even more impossible than impossible why? some jerk decided it was a good idea to make a def about that one link
Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page
by someone else thats not u February 9, 2021
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Things

When someone doesn't put an apostrophe on "thing's" to make it a contraction of "Thing" and "is", so they type the plural version of "thing", possibly confusing other people in the process.
Person 1: Dude, that things going to the moon!

Person 2: It's one thing.

Person1:Yeah, I know.

Person 2: God damn it, you're supposed to say "thing's", not "things", that's just confusing.
by BowserFromSonic July 16, 2019
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Skwig Things

When shit gets crazy and works out for no particular reason beyond the grace of God.
"Bruh, what was that?"

"I ain't gonna lie, that was some Skwiggy shit back there."

"Bro your life is nothing but skwig things..."
by Ahollabackgirl May 12, 2018
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