The act of tickling someone's uterus with a lysol wipe while they drink coffee to loosen their bowels.
Every morning, I kick the spoon with my wife before she gets dressed to go to work so she doesn't have to shower.
by nishinoyawarrior May 10, 2021
Get the kick the spoonmug. by haveacheekyspoons July 29, 2017
Get the Spoonsmug. A guy who uses fake alts to talk to multiple women deceitfully online.
Scooping their hearts out with lies
Scooping their hearts out with lies
“John is such a spoon. Not only did I learn he was talking to 3 other women online at the same time as me, but he actually held convos with us at the same time too! Such a fucking spoon.”
by SoRosy January 22, 2021
Get the spoonmug. (verb.) hyper focusing on a task to an autistic degree. This is often seen when using the Animedoro technique for multiple hours for multiple days/weeks for a single task such as studying for an exam or certification.
Friend: "Hey. I haven't seen much of you lately outside of class the past week. What's up?"
You: "Hey. I've been tapping spoons studying for this certification. I'll be finished this Friday."
You: "Hey. I've been tapping spoons studying for this certification. I'll be finished this Friday."
by A Common Guy January 17, 2025
Get the tapping spoonsmug. Girl 1: "Did you break up with your boyfriend?"
Girl 2: "No, he said he was sorry for forgetting my birthday."
Girl 1: "Gag a maggot with a spoon."
Girl 2: "No, he said he was sorry for forgetting my birthday."
Girl 1: "Gag a maggot with a spoon."
by Kayaluki!!! October 24, 2009
Get the Gag a maggot with a spoon.mug. by th3greekgod May 7, 2021
Get the Spoonmug. A TALL ginger man who shoves spoons in there ass while there getting their chode touched
I have seen it once it's terrifying
I have seen it once it's terrifying
by Vcdf March 19, 2025
Get the Ginger Spoonmug.