Small man syndrome is the devastatingly disabling inferiority complex invariably associated with the completely and utterly debilitating death sentence disability of manletism (the catastrophically crippling condition of being a manlet, a diminutively dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10). Relentlessly driven to ever-greater extremes of manlet cope, manlet mathematics and guy height by the well-deserved bullying that the microscopic midget manlet constantly endures at the courtesy of disgusted women and laughing manmores for being a small man syndrome-infected Little Napoleon, the severely stunted small man syndrome sissy manlet can often be detected in public while loudly yelling at his mother on the phone because she wore his favorite pair of high heels again, dancing a merry jig atop of a bar stool in front of microbiology labs while dressed like a tiny, little leprechaun, begging for spare change to buy his fix of height boosting insoles in the parking lot of your local Foot Locker and crying tiny tears of manlet rage while furiously dry humping the pole of low clearance signs. Manlets, when will they learn?
Gemma: Lol, why is Kevin "Horrid Homunculus" Hart sobbingly driving around in a toy car while girlishly throwing his massive collection of high heels at that group of, by comparison towering, children over there? Anais: Classic small man syndrome. Short people got no reason. Gemma: Silly manlet boys...
by ManletDepreciator September 29, 2024
Small angry child: fuck you!
Hazel: why are you such a brat?!
Small angry child: because I’m small angry child!
Hazel: why are you such a brat?!
Small angry child: because I’m small angry child!
by Theshakenneverland May 14, 2022
im just such a small fat.
*rips the most ungodly fart known to heavens*
see im creating gas
im digesting food
*rips the most ungodly fart known to heavens*
see im creating gas
im digesting food
im just such a small fat.
*rips the most ungodly fart known to heavens*
see im creating gas
im digesting food
*rips the most ungodly fart known to heavens*
see im creating gas
im digesting food
by BlitzBerries August 30, 2024
When you have a small or under average foot and the reason for his is to wait her nibble off the ends or to tape the toes dumbass girls do this for attention.
Justin: ur feet are tiny u ugly hoe
Waverly: omg thanks I just bit the back part off *blushes*
Justin: u have problems u ugly whore
Waverly : I know heheh
Justin : u have Small foot disorder
Waverly: omg thanks I just bit the back part off *blushes*
Justin: u have problems u ugly whore
Waverly : I know heheh
Justin : u have Small foot disorder
by Smallfeetbitch May 24, 2021
by Small sean March 16, 2024
by Coop Dupe November 16, 2019
Bahamian expression, originally derived from the admonition to persons using shared space, eg, on public transportation or a park bench, to not spread themselves, but extended to apply persons in politics, business etc to stick to what is within their knowledge or competence and avoid offering gratuitous advice
The former representative, who did little for public housing, should sit small and let those now in charge get on with their project
by percur September 13, 2023