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Stoned Bear

That ONE fucking guy you're camping with that decides to spark a reefer while everybody's sleeping, gets the nuclear munchies, and barges into the tents at 2:37 AM searching for snacks like a stoned bear.
(tent starts rustling)
John: (wakes up) oh fuck guys i think there might be a bear outside
Jack: (wakes up) wait what
Valentyn - there's bear outside? ooh no no no
(Tent unzips)
Dax: (falls into the tent)
Dax: y'all know where we put the reeses cups at
Jack: Dax its 2:37 AM, why're you barging into the tents like a stoned bear
Valentyn: чертовски!
by TurksAgainstVapes October 7, 2024
mugGet the Stoned Bearmug.

the stoned age

The era in ancient history where people used coca plants (cocaine) and other modern halluncinagenic plants in every day life.
Archaeology digsite in Pompey
Reporter: I'm here with a professor from somewhere i dont give a shit about.
Professor: ..... yes well if you'll follow me. We discovered an ancient villa belonging to a young noble and friends. Apparently they decided to accept death and party. This room is in priceless condition and the bodies and artifacts are preserved flawlessly.
Reporter: Um... sir. Are those bodies clutching bongs?
Professor: Why yes you politcally stuck up bitch they are. Its a perfect representation of the stoned age.
by @ngrym0thertrucker September 1, 2013
mugGet the the stoned agemug.

you just got STONED

when you and your best friend are playing among us and are kinda obsessed with the kids show miraculous with jagged stone and his crocodile fang so you make your name jagged stone and every time you win a game you tell the chat this
me- YOU JUST GOT STONED
everyone else- TEAMING
by anonymous_konyay_lover April 18, 2021
mugGet the you just got STONEDmug.

Charity stone

You can see this stone near whichever mosque in Turkey and other cultural environment people put on -or in- this stone their charity after morning prayer -like clothing or food or money- and a needy takes what need
by İtsMeWhoyouneverKnow May 13, 2017
mugGet the Charity stonemug.

Stone

The middle name of a very sweet, caring and handsome boy who will always be there for you ! He's very funny and can always make someone smile :)
Girl one : omg that boy was so cute, what did he say his middle name was again?

Girl two : stone.
Girl one : oh right, he's a keeper for sure !
mugGet the Stonemug.

stone boys

boys that are really into drugs. They get high very often and they go crazy without their drugs. They basically need drugs to live. weed
boy: *takes a hit* *passes the joint* someone: you guys are stone boys
by suzy lynn May 18, 2019
mugGet the stone boysmug.

stone’s worth

Stone’s worth meaning that you don’t give a toss about something.
I wouldn’t give a stone’s worth for that.
by SuperMari0 February 23, 2021
mugGet the stone’s worthmug.

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