Hebrew Shaft Pop

Where two, preferable homosexual and of Hebrew origin, men precede in making contact with each end of his genitalia. After this is achieved you need to quickly ejaculate at the same time, thus resulting in a slight explosion of the shaft(Don't be alarmed for this is natural).

Hey, Wazowski, let's go in the bathroom and preform another Hebrew Shaft Pop. The pain is so good. You know just what i lise

by The Hebrew Wives May 4, 2011

Semen-Stuck-In-The-Shaft

When you have reached an impasse and there is no way out but to live with the consequences and move on.

Dude, its semen-stuck-in-the-shaft. You just gotta let it go.

by Yacob369 December 31, 2010

shft

Acronym: Super Happy Fun Time, generally used sarcastically

a trip to the box factory? yay shft!

by TS_Kroony May 20, 2011

Shifty

Having no worthwhile qualities. Of shoddy standard. Undesirable or defective.

An item or person who appears crap, and on further investigation... is.

I thought if I got to know her she might turn out to be spongey, but she's not, she's just shifty.

by caughey March 20, 2008

shaft

1.) A word for "ditching" , or ignoring someone.

"My boyfriend totally shafted me yesterday in the women's department of Abercrombie and Fitch"

by Neiche January 14, 2008

Shifani

A Shifani (aka Shifunny) is a comic genius who has been gifted by god the innate ability to say and/or do things that induce teh lulz.

LOL ROFLMAO DUDE. You are such a Shifani.

by BiggleBoggle September 7, 2009

Shifty

When an item is of low or poor quality

That toy is SHIFTY!

by Hawk April 9, 2003