September That Never Ended

In days long past, the Internet was a new and marvelous thing. The web was new and shiny, but most of the real action was in irc and usenet.

Every September, a whole new batch of college students would have access to the Internet for the first time, and the signal to noise ratio would absolutely go to shit. By the end of September, things usually returned to normal, and Usenet was useful again.

In 1993, September never ended. AOL connected its entire userbase to the Internet, and things never went back to normal. Before 9/93, there was (almost) no spam, being tricked into view a goatse.cx-type image was unlikely at best, and porn was free in the alt.binaries.erotica.* newsgroups, with nobody trying to extort a credit-card number.

We still live in the September that never ended.
The internet sucks now. It was a lot better before the September that never ended.
by danarak August 28, 2007
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29th September slap

29th September slap people who are short only one time and one person just slap them also you can just call them short and vlahah I’m short ahahah
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september 8 2007

The people born on september 8 2007 are the coolest of all and are better than so called Andrew,Andom,Andrea.
Omg, i love people born on september 8 2007.
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Social-less september

people go through the month of september without any social media
Hey Jen are you participating in social-less september?
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SUCK IT SLOPPY SEPTEMBER

When women must give the gawk gawk 99000 to their man or men,faithfully and without back talk for 31 days like life depends on it if they want us to run with NO NO NOVEMBER BS

ALSO KNOW AS (S.I.S.S)
GOLLY JEE ! I can’t wait for SUCK IT SLOPPY SEPTEMBER next month!

My girl will give me that mouth the whole SUCK IT SLOPPY SEPTEMBER
by Sheafy November 04, 2022
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Stop Squirting September

The female equivalent of No Nut November. This is a challenge where women do not squirt/ orgasm for the whole of September for equality, if boys have to do it. Girls have to do it too.
Guy: Hey girl wanna fuck.
Girl: Sorry I cant, it's Stop Squirting September.
by bobharryguacamoel November 01, 2019
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