Sea lion gurgle

When a woman who is fat and distrusting girgles, at the end of oral, like a sea lion regurgitating a rotten fish.

I was sleeping with this old bitch in Florida that would sea lion gurgle every nite. Candy was her name and she was hoe AF.

by Randy Leighy October 2, 2019

Sea Jew

A slang for Norwegians, as they tend to make billions out of their oil rigs in the North sea.
Also, they tend to fish a lot and export it for a hefty profit. They literally drown in money.

I was on an airplane last night, looking out over the ocean I could see the dim lights of the Sea Jew money machines.

by DeadGoat March 7, 2023

The Sea Wall

The nickname of the future dominant NFL Seattle Seahawks offensive line. Post 2017.

Man, The Sea Wall sure is stout this year. Super Bowl!

by TheSeaWall September 22, 2017

High Seas Version

Euphemism for a pirated product, usually a movie or video game.

Tim: "Are you going to watch that new movie?"
Alex: "Gotta pay rent this week, I'll probably watch the High Seas Version."

by ZuccGivethSucc May 16, 2021

sea biscuit

an extremely ugly male who gets mad when you don’t send him nudes. he insults you because you wolnt send him pics when he is the ugliest one. he fell out of a snails ass

that guy is such a sea biscuit after i wouldn’t let him beat his meat to my pics

by madison ur mom May 1, 2022

Sea of lettuce

Sea of lettuce is shit

-Hey I like sea of lettuce
-Nah

by creasers2020 March 14, 2021

Sea hagg

Some one that is beat-up from the feet-up. Dug-up from the rug-up. Tore-up from the floor-up.

Going to the tanning salon too much might One day have you looking like a super model and the next day looking like a sea hagg.

by She’ll boneyah March 22, 2023