sad camp

The psych ward, the place you get sent to when you want to kill yourself.

I was going to jump off the roof of my building but I went to sad camp instead. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.

by Lightning Princess May 14, 2021

Sadness

When you plead for some hunt showdown, but Alfie decides that today and tomorrow just won’t work.

J-had: Lemme know if ur down to play
Alfie: Probs not today, I'm free wednesday and thursday tho, wby?
J-had: *sadness violin noises*

by J-had July 12, 2021

Sad machine

The pedal steel guitar. Especially as used in gorgeous country music. See: Daniel Romano

"That thing! That sound! What is it?" "It's the sad machine."

by jamlew12 November 3, 2016

Sad octopus

A sexual act in which four lesbians scissor as one while a man watches unable to touch

Bailey thought he would be invited to an orgy but the women sad octopus’d him

by Blackercracker December 4, 2024

Sad Satan Is A Fatty Fatty

A code-word for MTF transsexuals.

Hi Melissa, sad Satan is a fatty fatty.

by anonymous December 29, 2021

Sad binge eater

a word used to describe a hard working middle aged, semi-solemn individual who is hardworking, puts others over themselves and rarely tends to take care of themselves. It’s said their main coping mechanism is to eat every chance they get; which is where the same comes from.

person 1: I’ve talked to James before, he seems like a sad binge eater.

person 2: oh dear.

by saikaa May 31, 2024

Sad Kathy

When the almighty Kathy is in a sad state of mind. Typically when her dropkick son lets her down by having sweaty hands.

"Hey Kathy, how are you doing today?"
"I'm not alright, my adopted son has Sweaty Palm Syndrome"
"Must be a Sad Kathy"

by thebigbaron September 15, 2020