William Patrick Spencer Gold

a big ole cutie pie!!

Omg! William Patrick Spencer Gold??? You're such a cutie pie!!

by THISbutinlowercase April 18, 2024

Doordash patrick

Wingstop’s number one customer!

Doordash patrick: *enters door.*
Wingstop employee: “oh my god, there comes the legend keeping our business from shutting down!”
Wingstop manager: “get the deep fryer ready…”

by cherriesandwine February 19, 2026

tuch patrick

touching patrick from spongebob on the hit mobile app "goo asmr make fun" and when you do he goes:

ohh myyy.... amazing.... mmmmmm

guy 1: man i love playing goo slime simulator
guy 2: can you tuch patrick in it?
guy 1: yes
phone: oh my... amazing... mmmm

by thegrugs February 16, 2025

Sant Patrick’s Day

My favorite holiday my birthday, Sant Patrick’s Day
Not Green Day

“Not Green Day, you meant Sant Patrick’s Day”

by roadkillducky February 21, 2025

Brie Patrick

The best candidate for class of 2026 President!!

I want my voice to be heard and to make senior year the best one yet, so I’ll be smart and vote Brie Patrick!

by realstudent1 May 1, 2025

potato patrick

guy who eats a lot of fries

guy a: uhhh ill get 12 large fries

guy b: damn okay potato patrick

by zeruela June 10, 2025

St Patrick’s Day

St Patrick’s Day is a common festivity by the northern people of Djibouti. During these celebrations, males and females dress up in tradiitional green pitfits tailored specially by Patrick, the town’s local sex offender. Patrick then proceeds to piss on the males and females as a blessing for good harvest after the party. In the party, the men and women get together in pairs in their tribes’ tents and proceed with the ritual: the men fill up their mouths with green coloured water and begin to fill up their womens’ vagina with said water. After reaching overfilling, the men then have to sit on their partners’ faces and the women use their tongues to braid the mens’ ass hairs into beautiful patterns. After the braiding, Patrick has to approve the braids and cut them off the men, after which he sticks them to his balls as he is castrated and can’t grow hair on his balls. This celebration is used for good harvest in the coming months as Djibouti’s climate is dry and hard to grow crops in.

Let’s go ti Djibouti. I want to try St Patrick’s Day.

by Macbeth’s Middle Ball November 8, 2025