pocket waitress

An attractive and promiscuous girl, small enough to fit in one's pocket. In times of need, she can be removed from the pocket, when she becomes a waitress, by adding a tray, an apron, a socially unacceptable temper, and, potentially, a drug habit.
"The bar was so busy that I had to borrow my friend's pocket waitress!"
by Guillaume Levert March 03, 2008
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hot pocket

Pussy. The warm, moist inside of a pussy.
Damn look at the lips on that hot pocket, I'm trying to fuck!
by Ilovemesomeme January 25, 2006
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Pocket-Man

A full grown adult man, of diminutive stature (not a dwarf) usually in good shape, sometime even handsome, but always too short for a tall girl. Ironically, they are attractive to taller women.
"Tom Cruise is a terrible actor, and a Pocket-Man to boot!"
by Victoria B March 22, 2006
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pisshead's pocket

The condition caused by excessive drinking the night before; handing over too many twenties resulting in a pocketful of small change. To qualify for pisshead's pocket the amount of change must add up to more than £10 (as displayed by Mylo the Don on any given Saturday morning. This may be abbreviated to pisshead's.
I've got a really bad case of pisshead's this morning - I'm jingling all over.
by Seanipops April 16, 2004
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nature's pocket

The human anus. Used for storing small, to medium sized objects.
1."Scratch teh insied of my NATURE'S POKET!"

2."Yo, bch'azz! I stuck dat blow in my fuckin' nature's pocket. Pry it out b4 the po-po comes rollin'."

by Cylyk November 06, 2002
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Pocket Crackers

Another term for condoms, used in reference to the the fact that you keep condoms in your pocket, and crack open the packaging. It also references the square shape that condom packages share with saltine crackers. Typically used in rural Pennsylvania.
Our late-night date was put to a halt when we realized I completely forgot to buy pocket crackers.
by ladyzoe December 27, 2016
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pocket trap

When you walk past a door knob/ handle/ banister railing, and your pocket gets caught on it, hence pulling you back suddenly, and making you look like a right tosser.
Guy #1: Oh shit, I got pocket trapped on my date last night.

Guy #2: Epic fail.
by VampireFriends October 05, 2008
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