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Pot Cereal

Pot Cereal is a food that you make because nothing matters. The recipe is as follows:
-At least two different bland cereals
-Some granola
-Dried fruit
-Other(whatever you want, really)
Mix together in a large pot using a wooden spoon and then transfer to a large plastic bag for storage. Add milk of any variety(and sugar if desired) while serving.
"I'm making Pot Cereal at 11:59 at night because nothing matters."
by Voidheart December 8, 2020
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jelly pot

Its a fake lean and is made by putting soothers in lemonade and its act like a drug sometimes sleepy and euphoric and It can cause cev (closed eye vision) like shadows and shapes to happen. It makes your mouth fo numb and taste like medicine
Hey wanna make some jelly pot tonight ??
Yea fuck it sip it all. Day. In school has well
by ld 15 January 10, 2019
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Weinstein a potted plant

Masturbating in an inappropriate manner, usually without the consent of another person in the room.
Matt Lauer was fired likely because he bragged about how he Weinstein a potted plant with his female assistant nearby.
by Chazz de Plume December 1, 2017
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WHY DID SHE POT!?

An exclamation from a noob gamer in reaction to an enemy player using a healing potion during a PVP encounter
"WHY DID SHE POT!?" Alexensual yelled after losing a duel to a night elf hunter.
by idk9001 October 4, 2023
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i bet you eat spaghet on the pot

Eating spaghet on the pot is a cardinal sin in most countries and being accused on such is quite a claim, enough to make people very sad.

Most notably, it is used against female streamers when you join their chat. This will make them very upset and they will have a go at you for saying such things about them. It makes most people you say it to break down crying into rivers of tears as these words have just been uttered.
guy1: *Logs onto Twitch and joins streamers stream*
guy1: "I bet you eat spaghet on the pot."
streamer: "What the fuck?? I can't believe you would say that.. It makes me so upset people still do stuff like this today. Mods, can we ban them please?"
by GAMERINGGAMERGAMING June 5, 2022
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Free 50 pot

When someone is a trash at fortnite you call the a free 50 pot
by James23Smith February 19, 2022
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pot doctor

A doctor who evaluates your issues, whatever they may (or may not) be, and declares that yes indeed sir or ma'am you are entitled to some medical marijuana as the cure for what ails you, and gives you a scrip, and then off you go to the dispensary.
Ya know, it's funny how the pot doctor didn't examine my eyes at all, but still wrote me a scrip saying that I need pot for glaucoma.
by Klendathu_Jones July 17, 2016
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