Corn Man

Corn Man - The Urban definition of one certain leader of the USSR who was obsessed with Corn and nearly led the State into starvation.

The Corn Man wasn't happy

by not boi March 29, 2021

Kinda the man

your cool, but not the coolest thing on the block.

Not the Man, but Kinda the man.

You see that guy back there with no arms? He was kinda the man.

Did you go to Joes party? Hes kinda the man!

by Hazydeth June 13, 2004

man mitten

When a man wraps his hand with toilet paper in a mitten-like fashion before wiping his ass after a big duke.

Hey Bubba, grab another roll of toilet paper after you use up that one on your man mitten.

by Kelly Z. November 23, 2006

Man Sleeves

Compression sleeves worn by elite, professional athletes and ultra incredible people in general who need that extra athletic edge. If you are trying to look and feel uh-mazing no matter what physically demanding activity you are doing, but just aren't sure what to wear, then get a pair. They give you muscle definition even if you didn't know you had any! Don't be surprised if you see these cropping up everywhere and on everyone...from hipsters to debutantes. Popeye has his spinach, Superman has his cape, and you have your Man Sleeves.

Man Sleeves are worn by RG3

by Missster Blackwell July 14, 2013

The Fog Man

On the foggiest night of the year they say the fog man will appear he controls the fog and can disappear at will he says he can buy you alcohol and tells you to meet at a church but he will never show until you are leaving and then when you turn around he’ll be gone when you come back he’ll request you leave $10 for him and come back but no one knows what happens if you leave the money

They say if you leave $10 in a church parking lot for The Fog Man you’ll never see it agin

by Ram ranch AA meeting January 22, 2021

Paranoia Man

An extreme hypochondriac who thinks every small event could be signaling the end of the world. Wears tinfoil hats frequently and thinks swollen lymph nodes could be grave illnesses. Found frequently around the Baltic Sea, goes by the Hoss in some circles. Never go full paranoia man, could be dangerous.

Look at number 62...he got the wind knocked out of him and is going full paranoia man over the symptoms.

by Baltooo March 10, 2019

man brand

One's masculine credibility, which is enhanced or damaged by the choices that he makes.

Dude, put that Fluffy Navel down before someone sees you - you've gotta preserve your man brand.

by PremiumGuy September 9, 2010