girlfriend drawer

A drawer in your home where you put stuff for your girlfriend when she comes over. Typical items include makeup and hair care items, feminine hygiene products, and snacks.

I put a bar of chocolate in the girlfriend drawer for when she wants a midnight snack.

by Four Loko Frat Guy February 16, 2024

Girlfriend

Something that does not exist.

Me: Dad, look, this is my Girlfriend !
Dad: There is notjing. Huh ?
Me: Exactly!!!

by Pekenjo Misa July 26, 2017

Worst Girlfriend

Jayla

she is the worst girlfriend she got drunk and decided to kiss on other dudes

by Xbox fhd August 17, 2023

girlfriend

It's a piece of equipment for plessure.

My girlfriend is a interactive sextoy

by KingoftheChaoz June 23, 2020

National eat out your girlfriend day

November 1st is the day for all the boyfriends to give their girls their own pleasure.

Gf: You know what day it is?
Bf: What?
Gf: National eat out your girlfriend day!!
Bf: Spread them legs…

by thatkidd0 October 8, 2022

Girlfriend

Someone who ingraves shit on your gravestone.

Damn girlfriend that's fine looking gravestone, how long you been ingraving

by K0EK November 22, 2019

Schrödingers Girlfriend

Shrödingers girlfriend is a term for a girl who is with you, but also with someone else (usually a homie). Observed when where you are both dating her, and not dating her simultaneously.

Synonyms include: homie hopper, hoeme, d.u.h.h

Friend 1: “yo are you exclusive with that chick?”
Friend 2: “I am Schrödingers Girlfriend, she is both mine and not mine. She for the whole team”

by Nigerian Scammer December 5, 2023