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pocket waitress

An attractive and promiscuous girl, small enough to fit in one's pocket. In times of need, she can be removed from the pocket, when she becomes a waitress, by adding a tray, an apron, a socially unacceptable temper, and, potentially, a drug habit.
"The bar was so busy that I had to borrow my friend's pocket waitress!"
by Guillaume Levert March 2, 2008
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hot pocket

Pussy. The warm, moist inside of a pussy.
Damn look at the lips on that hot pocket, I'm trying to fuck!
by Ilovemesomeme February 17, 2006
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pisshead's pocket

The condition caused by excessive drinking the night before; handing over too many twenties resulting in a pocketful of small change. To qualify for pisshead's pocket the amount of change must add up to more than £10 (as displayed by Mylo the Don on any given Saturday morning. This may be abbreviated to pisshead's.
I've got a really bad case of pisshead's this morning - I'm jingling all over.
by Seanipops April 16, 2004
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Pocket-Man

A full grown adult man, of diminutive stature (not a dwarf) usually in good shape, sometime even handsome, but always too short for a tall girl. Ironically, they are attractive to taller women.
"Tom Cruise is a terrible actor, and a Pocket-Man to boot!"
by Victoria B April 4, 2006
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nature's pocket

The human anus. Used for storing small, to medium sized objects.
1."Scratch teh insied of my NATURE'S POKET!"

2."Yo, bch'azz! I stuck dat blow in my fuckin' nature's pocket. Pry it out b4 the po-po comes rollin'."
by Cylyk November 5, 2002
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Play in the pocket

Staying tight within the groove
"Man, John Bonham really knew how to play in the pocket, especially on Rock & Roll!"
by alfalfajones January 18, 2012
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Crotch pocket

When you take a hot pocket and vigorously use it as a dildo for a girl, And due to friction it heats up. When it reaches the level it's hot on the outside, yet still frozen on the inside, then the man eats it, soggy and Luke warm.
The best type of crotch pocket is a pepperoni one, because the vaginal juice really accents the zeztiness.
by Forevorhung December 19, 2014
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