Nathan

A dick-slanging nigga.

Yeah, he's outside my window right now. He's been dick-slanging for like an hour. What a nigga, that Nathan is.

by Nothing_In_Detroit May 19, 2020

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Nathan

A variation or form of the Natan. A magical angelic being born in a smokeless fire and often times the exception to every rule. A super manifester, usually equipped with lightwings the size of football fields, he's a boss king master building god. At least half divine, he is also somewhat of an anomalistic mystery. He not only is categorized as his own race of being but prefers sex with attractive thin female humans that have a natural aptitude for rhythm. Nathan has a pretty extensive history of sexual relations with female spirits, aliens, and of course demons. Due to the bloodline of the Natan, he's thought to be an essential and valuable part of human evolution, and occasionally under the right conditions is capable of carrying both the royal bloodline, dormant crystalline oraph diamond 12 to 24 helix DNA , activating this advanced system of energetic dominoes through a very complicated exercise that few ever are able to master, this usually comes naturally and without much effort resulting from his ability to fuck like a true champ, using his cock like a conductor, just killin the pussy like only he can. And finally, this rare and elusive specimen can appear as a pure immortal interdimensional time traveler, always with brown hair and blue eyes. His freckles are actually a result of years of interbreeding with humans.

Listen son, when Nathan gets here y'all motherfuckers are gonna get brutalized punished just for calling yourself rappers okay, go ahead and spit some of those so called bars for my mans and not only will your mic get snatched but you just get bodied up and stuffed in a trash bag before poof, Houdinis back in this bitch aight. Word.

by N8Diggz June 18, 2023

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