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Mountain yeti

A large hairy creature that loves to steal your beer and fuck your cousin wife or sister lives mostly in the caves of Kentucky almost always seen by tweakers
Hell Denny that damn mountain yeti stole a 30 pack and for some reason my wife been walking with a limp
by Mcnumbnutts September 2, 2018
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Miniature Mountain

Extremely uncommon way to call someone fat.
Person 1. You Miniature Mountain!

Person 2. *Cries*
by ARandomBystander April 8, 2021
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Bernese Mountain Doggin

Unique and highly desired sexual position that is guaranteed to satisfy all parties.
Last night we were Bernese Mountain Doggin and I thought for sure he would finish…
by Mothanyouthought August 28, 2023
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Mountains

A large, almost mystical land mass, which appears all over the globe. Some are tall, some are small, but all are beautiful.
by anonymous February 17, 2021
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hartz mountain diet

avoiding food/s that 'whistle' for the BULK ! (FAT) , also can be used for vegetarian diets
ie: eating 'bird seed' !!
john: judy got her perky butt back ! gleason: she's on the hartz mountain diet !!

the hartz mountain diet helps scare off the 'BULK' !!

janine had too many "DUNG WRAPS" , and went on the hartz mountain diet !!
by michael foolsley December 9, 2023
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mountain theory

when a person thinks he’s at his best ,then something horrible happens to him but eventually he’s way better than before and so on
my life sucks right but i believe in the mountain theory so i know i will be fine!
by sushirice828 July 4, 2022
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