loaded chip

when you go to finger your girlfriend and your hand comes back out with a fully loaded (stale) tampon

“Bro me and Jane were getting funky last night but the mood died after she gave me a fully loaded chip”

by nowboiwhatthehellboi August 6, 2021

Loaded

Someone who has drugs and/or alcohol.

My plug is loaded.

by anonymous1937 November 2, 2021

Loading the musket

When a man inserts at least one testicle into a woman's vagina. He may have to use some sort of rod to assist the accommodation of his nutsack.

Friend 1: How was that girl you took home last night?
Friend 2: We started right off with loading the musket. She was a trooper.

Friend 1: Lucky bastard...

by humboldtcountywhore134 November 7, 2021

Load the sofa

Making sure you have a semi before you hit the surf.

"Going to load the sofas then head in on main beach I think"

by JimmyJames2000 November 15, 2021

Loaded frouple

Three good friends sharing loaded fries

At the Cowboys game, Madison, Eddie and Jacob had a loaded frouple.

by Madwadk September 9, 2021

loadstone

A kidney stone that gets trapped in the ureathra, but is pushed out by a fat load of cum.

Bertha: You still having trouble peeing?
Gordon: Nah, I shot out a loadstone last night so we're all good now.

by chigg bungus October 9, 2021

Load suppressor

Another word for a condom

Hey do you wanna have sex?
Sure lemme go get my load suppressor

by Joy_Afton14 October 14, 2021