Oh your dating Jordan I’ll be praying for you
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by Little mouse September 5, 2016
Get the Jordan Makenzie Yocum mug.Apelative for black people, mostly used by white people. Jordan is the slang term for the N-word.This trend originated from Tik Tok, now spreading around more social media platforms.
"Timmy-Hey homie, I just bought 7,5 jordans;
John-That's so nice, low or mids?;
Timmy-Who said we are talking about sneakers?"
John-That's so nice, low or mids?;
Timmy-Who said we are talking about sneakers?"
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