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The Scottish Goose

When the catcher swallows a piece of raw bacon tied to a string and right before the pitcher cums they pull the string making the catcher gag and tighten their butthole.
Before you make breakfast let’s try out The Scottish Goose.
by Dr. Pepper Bottle December 23, 2017
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Silly goose

Silly gooses are people who do silly shenanigans. When you see someone doing something silly you can say they are a silly goose
person 1: did you see how she fell?
person 2: yeah she is such a silly goose
by Bonkandtonk June 6, 2023
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goose taking off

The act of leaning far forward whilst sitting on the toilet to help ease out a particularly difficult/large stool
“Mate that was terrible, I’m all backed up, it was so bad I was leaning forward like a goose taking off trying to squeeze that one out”
by TheAntiDote2019 July 11, 2023
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Goose

A shorter version of the sayingsilly goose”. Describes a person who tends to be ridiculous, makes no sense when they talk and/or says absurb things.
Austin was such a goose. He thought that you placed cheese directly on the grill when making grilled cheese.
by Dictionary Critique March 6, 2019
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Greasy Goose

It’s where you have your partner drink a whole bottle of olive oil then suck your dick until they throw up and then they keep going
Your wife really gave me a greasy Goose last night
by Greasy goose man October 8, 2025
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Goose-nips

When your cold and you you get goose bumps but bigger
I turned on my air conditioner and I got goose-nips
by Drumbeat May 25, 2022
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silly goose

this is difficult to explain but if you get it- you’re good then
by marie curie swag March 5, 2021
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