by wiggle December 14, 2017

Transcendental being unbound by space and time. All of their actions are legendary, both good and bad. The Goose is loved by all.
The Goose is everything.
by Theeternalgoose January 17, 2019

An experience of something usually crazy,spontaneous,wild, lit, or dangerous.
An indescribable experience.
An indescribable experience.
“Last night we were on that goose goose shit”
“Goose goose shit YAKWTFGO”
“Oh nah he on that goose goose shit”
“We’re about to be on some goose goose activities”
“Goose goose shit YAKWTFGO”
“Oh nah he on that goose goose shit”
“We’re about to be on some goose goose activities”
by Katsnatcher June 11, 2018

by ocgrad01 April 22, 2016

Using cum retained in your mouth from a prior blowjob to lubricate a secondary penis in preparation for anal sex.
by Grandma Ex December 23, 2018

The expression of visible fear. Comes from a line in Macbeth where the title character shouts at a terrified servant arriving to inform him that the English Army have been sighted marching towards the castle.
by TheSilenceIsTooLoud May 30, 2019

Goose Cream Soap (noun)
1. A suspiciously slick, frothy substance rumored to be extracted from the *most sensitive* parts of a disgruntled goose, then whipped into a lather so slippery it could make a nun blush. Often used in late-night shenanigans, *very* personal pranks, or as a euphemism for pulling off something shamelessly absurd—and possibly NSFW.
2. A wildly inappropriate act of deception or debauchery, usually involving poor decisions, questionable lubrication, and zero apologies.
**Warning:** If you wake up sticky, confused, and smelling like poultry-based regret, you’ve probably been goose cream soaped. Seek therapy.
1. A suspiciously slick, frothy substance rumored to be extracted from the *most sensitive* parts of a disgruntled goose, then whipped into a lather so slippery it could make a nun blush. Often used in late-night shenanigans, *very* personal pranks, or as a euphemism for pulling off something shamelessly absurd—and possibly NSFW.
2. A wildly inappropriate act of deception or debauchery, usually involving poor decisions, questionable lubrication, and zero apologies.
**Warning:** If you wake up sticky, confused, and smelling like poultry-based regret, you’ve probably been goose cream soaped. Seek therapy.
Example: "Last night I goose cream soaped your sister—now her shower’s clogged with feathers, and she won’t stop waddling.”
Example: "Bro, I swear, Karen goose cream soaped me into a three-way with her *and* her emotional support peacock."
Example: "Bro, I swear, Karen goose cream soaped me into a three-way with her *and* her emotional support peacock."
by LittlestB90 May 13, 2025
